NerdyBirdies30
cookie dough ice cream more like ew why
unfollowed
blocked
reported
Arrested
beheaded
burned at the stake
ashes scattered to the wind
Ashes collected and mixed into cookie dough
????? jeus fuckign christ
(Source: vulcanist, via amazingdanisnotsocoollike)
“What are you doing this weekend?”
“What are you doing this summer?”
“What are you doing with your life?”
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
Bunny: HUMAN LOOK
I HAVE MADE A FRIEND :D
i cant handle this cuteness
(Source: -everdeen, via humoristics)
do you ever feel like a plastic bag
No, I always feel like a Prada bag
(via laughcentre)





